Intuition Media have “posh biscuits”, pastries, and iPhones. And brackets.

It’s first stop coffee for E3 Creative. And what a coffee! Vapour corkscrews up from the depths as though captivated by a steam snake charmer. Can you hear that music as well? Is it just me? Listen! Oh god, the music! It’s so… beautiful…

To the right, an arrow points.

A daring first from Teacup Studios, who invite you to put your own kettle on.

The first agency to offer a Wii as an incentive, and perhaps the last.

Boutique Media Communications’s tea is trophy-like; a steaming icelandic geyser set against a rotating sunburst. Hope in a cup.

There’s a homeless man on my street who’s always asking for 10p for a cup of tea. I’m going to send him to Pixel One.

You could say that Frank PR have made a meal out of the tea offer.

No mistaking the deal at Summersault. Kettle talk again, though. One day we’ll find one with a proper teasmaid.

Speed things up for White October by eating the last custard cream first.

BDA Creative offers a ‘Grand Tour’ and a cuppa. It is probably OK to say you’ll just take the tea though.