Dip into Higher Ground Creative to dry off with tea, if you despise London.

D3 Marketing will also arrange for a tea to be delivered to you through your telephone handset.

Front Man Group will share a cuppa with you anytime. Say I sent you.

As many cups as it takes to seal the deal, available for free from Willoughby Stewart. They must have loads of tea. Take some friends along to the meeting.

These guys come to YOU! It’s not completely clear who’s bringing the tea though. Best double check they’re OK to bring some, before you finalise arrangements.

SLB Marketing are the place to go if you’re a coffee person. They don’t explicitly say they’re making one for you, though. Always nice to watch others enjoy a cuppa, all the same.

Midlands-based agency Sixth Story certainly aren’t messing about.

S&X media just ask for a little notice to put the kettle on.

The kettle is always on! Always! Head to Synergy to see this astonishing phenomena with your own eyes.

Go Free Range switch on their kettle as soon as you email them, so try and get over there quickly to make the most of this offer!